cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via anythingbutmodest)

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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